Robot Sex is bad
In the somewhat near future, there was a couple whose marriage was the envy of all other couples. The husband, a scientist, worked hard and loved his wife so much. The wife was as beautiful and intelligent as any woman that a man could ask for. Together, they lived in a big house together with their weird kid and a robot manservant.
All was well until one night the husband came home from work and heard loud piston like noises coming from the upstairs bedroom. Thinking something was wrong, he quickly went up only to find his wife and robot having sex in their bedroom. The husband, now a mad scientist, violently destroyed the robot and then proceeded to beat his wife senseless.
When he had finally knocked her out cold, he thought about how long this affair must have been. He then remembered their kid. He is a product of this, he thought, for the kid had grown up impersonating the robot and having fun with it too. He then went to the kid’s bedroom and killed the child in his sleep.
But he was a mad mad scientist, and he couldn’t stop there. He then tied up his wife and removed her to his laboratory. There, he experimented on her, sewing together machine and flesh while her cries and howls broke the night’s silence for several days. Their neighbors explained this away by thinking that they were simply having some fun in the house.
After a couple of weeks, he finally decided to throw her out. Before finally pushing her broken body out of the door, he told her that he also killed their “illegitimate” child. She became angry, but she no longer had the strength to even shout back and immediately passed out.
She woke up the next day in a derelict shack in the outskirts of town. After a few moments she suddenly remembered everything and anger welled up inside her. She wanted her revenge against her husband, for killing the robot and throwing her out, and the kid too, she remembered.
She spent the next few years building a time machine so that she could go back in time to kill her husband and to get what was hers. She then put a big diamond on top of the machine to power it. Once it was finished, she hopped in and turned it on. Within seconds, she was back right before her husband was about to destroy her beloved robot. She ran towards them but it was too late, her husband had just finished hammering the manservant. In her anger, she beat up her husband into a much worse state than what he left her in. Ultimately, she ended up killing him. She thought it a waste, for she wanted to experiment on him too.
Still, she knew there was something left to save. Her child was still upstairs, and it was all she had left. Then something weird happened; she suddenly felt different. A sudden hate, an urge to kill sprang up inside her: she wanted to kill the kid too. What’s the point anyway? She did not care for the kid. She loved the robot more. And so she went downstairs to kill the kid.
She then took all of their valuables and went back to the future and their bought a whole harem of robots. She died a year later due to rust poisoning.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Tuesday, September 09, 2008
i know i promised i won't be doing these things anymore but...
Stolen from Gene.
200) My middle name is:
- Serafico
199) I was born in:
- Tondo, Manila
198) I am really:
- bored and tired and I want to go home.
197) My phone is:
- SE k800i. i think. >_>
196) My eye color is:
- dark-ish brown.
194) My ring size is:
- i don't know.
193) My height is:
- 5'5".
192) I am allergic to:
- chlorine things.
191) I was born on:
- kugatsu jyuurokunichi. (i think i got that right)
190) I am annoyed by:
- self centeredness and
189) Last book you read?
- Broken Sky book 4 by Chris Wooding
188) My bed is:
- dirty and needs some washing.
179) my favorite Holiday is:
- new year. everyone's home.
177) The last three cds i bought were:
- Age of Empires III: Asian Dynasties i think.
175) Are you living at home?:
- Half the time. Living in a dorm at naga most of the time.
174) Do you have any siblings?
- Yup.
173) What did you do yesterday?
- got down from the bus and went straight to school. after that it's mostly sleeping.
::I Do /Do Not Believe In:::
142)Love at first sight?
- No. That wouldn't be love.
141) Luck?
- luck is merely the by-product of preparation, and circumstances brought about by people and the environment.
140) Fate?
- is now when it becomes later. o_O
139) Yourself?
- Pretty much yeah. Those previous periods of adolescent uselessness are over.
138) Aliens?:
- Yes. Ants are in my room.
137) Heaven?:
- Yeah, but probably not the same one that you might believe in.
134) Horoscopes?:
- Definitely not.
135) Soulmates?
- No.
:::Which is Better?::
129) Hugs or Kisses?
- Hugs.
127) Phone or online?
- Online. You can do more things on it.
125) Blondes or Brunettes?
- Neither.
124) Hot or cold?:
- Cold weather, hot others.
123) Summer or winter?
- i'm a windy person.
121) Chocolate or vanilla?
- Vanilla. =D
120) Night or Day?
- Night. It's much more fun to be nocturnal.
119) Oranges or Apples?:
- Apples.
118) Curly or Straight hair:?:
- Any would do.
:::Here's What I Think About:::
116) Abortion:
- "It's a child, not a choice." The parents made their choice when they chose to fornicate with each other. >_<
115) Backstabbers:
- stupid, immature and cowardly; sometimes inevitable though.
114) Parents:
- i like mine, dunno what you guys feel about yours.
:::Last time I:::
100) Called someone?:
- my dad before he left for vietnam yesterday.
101) Saw someone?
- what kind of seeing? o_O
QUESTIONS ::
90) Who is the ditziest person you know?
- i don't know what ditzy means.
89) Who makes you laugh the most?
- uh, teammates, i guess.
88) Last movie you watched?
- Babylon A.D. (what's with the ending? O_O)
82) What I don't understand is:
- why i still suck at drawing no matter how hard i practice. >_>
80) The most unsatisfying answer I've ever received is:
- mmm...
76) Something I will really miss when I leave home is?
- the people? or probably my room.
75) The thing I'm looking forward to ?
- going home and spending 9 days, 3 birthdays and multiple training sessions there.
74) Things that make you mad...
- people who refuse to listen.
73) Tomorrow?
- i have three tests.
72) Today:
- is quite interesting but annoyingly annoying.
71) Next Summer:
- i'll probably be doing an OJT-like thing or some project.
70) This Weekend:
- was fun, since i got to see a lot of people i haven't seen in a while.
67) People call me:
- nikhe, kevin, william, nek... uuh, kennoid. O_O
62) The person(s) who knows the most about me is:
- myself. people don't get me that much. or at least that's how i feel.
60) The most difficult thing to do is:
- not to be able to say thank you or sorry to the people who deserve it.
59) I have gotten a speeding ticket:
- never. >_> i don't even have a car yet.
58) The first person I talked to today was:
- Ace.
54) First time you had a crush:
- i really can't remember. first year high school, probably.
53) The one person who I can't hide things from?
- if i trust someone, i tend to tell them a lot of things that i usually don't tell other people.
52) Last time someone said something you were thinking:
- a while ago. someone was hiding from both of us and we wanted to do the same thing to that person.
51) Right now I am talking to:
- no one in particular in YM.
50) Your dream job?
- something not time consuming so i can pursue other interests.
49) First job?:
- i'm still in school. Do non official jobs count?
48) Current job?:
- student. =D
47) I have these pets:
- i still ahve the fish at home. dunno if the dog is still alive.
46) I wish:
- i could train more often.
44) The person that makes me cry the most is:
- i'd rather not tell?
43) Best sound in the world?
- i dunno how to express it in letters. >_>
42) What makes you happy?
- a lot of things.
36) Which Golden Girl would you be?
- what the hell is a golden girl?
35) Myspace or Facebook:
- facebook. myspace is... annoying.
34) Mexican food or Chinese?
- chinese. not a fan of mexican food.
32) My favorite color is:
- Green and brown.
31) School attending:
- Ateneo de Naga. just got kicked out from the other one. >_<
29) My computer is:
- sucky for gaming. i want a new one.
28) Favorite food:
- right now i'm in the mood for teriyaki burgers. =D
27) Last person I got mad at?:
- Long. people who carelessly spread viruses suck. (especially those that somehow get past your security.)
26) Person you secretly crush:
- i usually tell so it isn't a secret.
25) Favorite place:
- My room. Or the garden maybe.
24) Favorite song:
- Right now? Home Made Kazoku: No Rain, No Rainbow.
23) Paper or plastic?:
- depends on what are you gonna use it for.
22) The all-time best movie(s) is:
- first of all, i'm not a movie person. second, i can't decide.
21) The all-time best feeling in the world is:
- being focused and doing something you want to the way you want to.
19) What color is your hairbrush:?
- like i need a hairbrush...
18) Favorite shoes:
- uh, the vans one is the comfiest.
16) What do you hate the most?:
- forgetting the promises i make.
15) Color of your room?:
- green, brown, purple, white. =D
14) TV channels you watch?
- i don't watch tv much.
13) Best Feature in the opposite sex?
- uuh, hair or eyes.
12) Best feature in you:
- hmmm. i'd go for tongue. don't ask why.
11) The worst pain I was ever in:
- can't remember much in the past but recently was when someone hit me at the back of the head with a stick.
9) Favorite TV Show:
- i really don't watch TV. >__<
8) My favorite celebrity:
- i don't even know their names.
6) Greatest Fear:
- material thing: insects. otherwise: not telling.
***bakit wala ang 4 & 5***
3) Who broke your heart?:
- uh, a couple of people. really don't care about that.
2)How many friends do you have?
- i dunno. if it was up to me, lots. i dunno what other people think lol.
1) biggest regret?
- That it took a big crisis and me losing important things before i realized how badly i was living my life.=D
200) My middle name is:
- Serafico
199) I was born in:
- Tondo, Manila
198) I am really:
- bored and tired and I want to go home.
197) My phone is:
- SE k800i. i think. >_>
196) My eye color is:
- dark-ish brown.
194) My ring size is:
- i don't know.
193) My height is:
- 5'5".
192) I am allergic to:
- chlorine things.
191) I was born on:
- kugatsu jyuurokunichi. (i think i got that right)
190) I am annoyed by:
- self centeredness and
189) Last book you read?
- Broken Sky book 4 by Chris Wooding
188) My bed is:
- dirty and needs some washing.
179) my favorite Holiday is:
- new year. everyone's home.
177) The last three cds i bought were:
- Age of Empires III: Asian Dynasties i think.
175) Are you living at home?:
- Half the time. Living in a dorm at naga most of the time.
174) Do you have any siblings?
- Yup.
173) What did you do yesterday?
- got down from the bus and went straight to school. after that it's mostly sleeping.
::I Do /Do Not Believe In:::
142)Love at first sight?
- No. That wouldn't be love.
141) Luck?
- luck is merely the by-product of preparation, and circumstances brought about by people and the environment.
140) Fate?
- is now when it becomes later. o_O
139) Yourself?
- Pretty much yeah. Those previous periods of adolescent uselessness are over.
138) Aliens?:
- Yes. Ants are in my room.
137) Heaven?:
- Yeah, but probably not the same one that you might believe in.
134) Horoscopes?:
- Definitely not.
135) Soulmates?
- No.
:::Which is Better?::
129) Hugs or Kisses?
- Hugs.
127) Phone or online?
- Online. You can do more things on it.
125) Blondes or Brunettes?
- Neither.
124) Hot or cold?:
- Cold weather, hot others.
123) Summer or winter?
- i'm a windy person.
121) Chocolate or vanilla?
- Vanilla. =D
120) Night or Day?
- Night. It's much more fun to be nocturnal.
119) Oranges or Apples?:
- Apples.
118) Curly or Straight hair:?:
- Any would do.
:::Here's What I Think About:::
116) Abortion:
- "It's a child, not a choice." The parents made their choice when they chose to fornicate with each other. >_<
115) Backstabbers:
- stupid, immature and cowardly; sometimes inevitable though.
114) Parents:
- i like mine, dunno what you guys feel about yours.
:::Last time I:::
100) Called someone?:
- my dad before he left for vietnam yesterday.
101) Saw someone?
- what kind of seeing? o_O
QUESTIONS ::
90) Who is the ditziest person you know?
- i don't know what ditzy means.
89) Who makes you laugh the most?
- uh, teammates, i guess.
88) Last movie you watched?
- Babylon A.D. (what's with the ending? O_O)
82) What I don't understand is:
- why i still suck at drawing no matter how hard i practice. >_>
80) The most unsatisfying answer I've ever received is:
- mmm...
76) Something I will really miss when I leave home is?
- the people? or probably my room.
75) The thing I'm looking forward to ?
- going home and spending 9 days, 3 birthdays and multiple training sessions there.
74) Things that make you mad...
- people who refuse to listen.
73) Tomorrow?
- i have three tests.
72) Today:
- is quite interesting but annoyingly annoying.
71) Next Summer:
- i'll probably be doing an OJT-like thing or some project.
70) This Weekend:
- was fun, since i got to see a lot of people i haven't seen in a while.
67) People call me:
- nikhe, kevin, william, nek... uuh, kennoid. O_O
62) The person(s) who knows the most about me is:
- myself. people don't get me that much. or at least that's how i feel.
60) The most difficult thing to do is:
- not to be able to say thank you or sorry to the people who deserve it.
59) I have gotten a speeding ticket:
- never. >_> i don't even have a car yet.
58) The first person I talked to today was:
- Ace.
54) First time you had a crush:
- i really can't remember. first year high school, probably.
53) The one person who I can't hide things from?
- if i trust someone, i tend to tell them a lot of things that i usually don't tell other people.
52) Last time someone said something you were thinking:
- a while ago. someone was hiding from both of us and we wanted to do the same thing to that person.
51) Right now I am talking to:
- no one in particular in YM.
50) Your dream job?
- something not time consuming so i can pursue other interests.
49) First job?:
- i'm still in school. Do non official jobs count?
48) Current job?:
- student. =D
47) I have these pets:
- i still ahve the fish at home. dunno if the dog is still alive.
46) I wish:
- i could train more often.
44) The person that makes me cry the most is:
- i'd rather not tell?
43) Best sound in the world?
- i dunno how to express it in letters. >_>
42) What makes you happy?
- a lot of things.
36) Which Golden Girl would you be?
- what the hell is a golden girl?
35) Myspace or Facebook:
- facebook. myspace is... annoying.
34) Mexican food or Chinese?
- chinese. not a fan of mexican food.
32) My favorite color is:
- Green and brown.
31) School attending:
- Ateneo de Naga. just got kicked out from the other one. >_<
29) My computer is:
- sucky for gaming. i want a new one.
28) Favorite food:
- right now i'm in the mood for teriyaki burgers. =D
27) Last person I got mad at?:
- Long. people who carelessly spread viruses suck. (especially those that somehow get past your security.)
26) Person you secretly crush:
- i usually tell so it isn't a secret.
25) Favorite place:
- My room. Or the garden maybe.
24) Favorite song:
- Right now? Home Made Kazoku: No Rain, No Rainbow.
23) Paper or plastic?:
- depends on what are you gonna use it for.
22) The all-time best movie(s) is:
- first of all, i'm not a movie person. second, i can't decide.
21) The all-time best feeling in the world is:
- being focused and doing something you want to the way you want to.
19) What color is your hairbrush:?
- like i need a hairbrush...
18) Favorite shoes:
- uh, the vans one is the comfiest.
16) What do you hate the most?:
- forgetting the promises i make.
15) Color of your room?:
- green, brown, purple, white. =D
14) TV channels you watch?
- i don't watch tv much.
13) Best Feature in the opposite sex?
- uuh, hair or eyes.
12) Best feature in you:
- hmmm. i'd go for tongue. don't ask why.
11) The worst pain I was ever in:
- can't remember much in the past but recently was when someone hit me at the back of the head with a stick.
9) Favorite TV Show:
- i really don't watch TV. >__<
8) My favorite celebrity:
- i don't even know their names.
6) Greatest Fear:
- material thing: insects. otherwise: not telling.
***bakit wala ang 4 & 5***
3) Who broke your heart?:
- uh, a couple of people. really don't care about that.
2)How many friends do you have?
- i dunno. if it was up to me, lots. i dunno what other people think lol.
1) biggest regret?
- That it took a big crisis and me losing important things before i realized how badly i was living my life.=D
Sunday, September 07, 2008
even bad days can end right...
I. indeed, it's hard to see things that you're not looking for. However, why is it that I can now see when I'm no longer looking? That's just weird.
II. 今僕の心にきらやか虹がかかる。きっとやまない雨なんてない。- maybe. i'm not the one who said that.
II. 今僕の心にきらやか虹がかかる。きっとやまない雨なんてない。- maybe. i'm not the one who said that.
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